(Source: lanadelgifs)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
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- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
(Source: princesspyrope)
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when people make fun of chris evans’ anxiety disorder
when people say the role of captain america should have gone to someone else
really just when anyone says anything bad about chris evans
(Source: impalalecki)
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“this update requires that you restart your compu-“
your url makes this 567758654 times funnier
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SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
MY GOD
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????
BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS
(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)
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